Hot is when you went out for a night of partying with your friends and saw a really hot guy….and then ended up having eye sex with him the whole night.
Ironic is that despite having steamy eye sex with him all night long….nothing actually happened.
Ridiculously awkward is that about a week later, when you are looking like absolute shit because:
a) You woke up at 6am to go to the morning market…
b) Did not shower or even wash your face cause the market will close soon and you really want that 50cent packet of carrot…..
c) Wearing an oversized shirt that has a giant Minnie Mouse on it…which is in fact what you have slept in the night before, with a pair of 3 quarter jeans….
d) And c’mon, seriously! Who looks good going to the morning market?
….when you bumped into him.
The hot dude. Whom you had eye sex with all night long.
It’s like the figurative “morning after". But from Hell.
However, you have forgotten all about you looking like shit cause you are completely thrown by the fact that he is the dude….that is selling you your 50cent packet of carrots.
Then the realization hit you:
You had eye sex. With a dude that that sells carrots for a living. In the morning market.
So yeah, in case you guys do not know what is ridiculously awkward- that is ridiculously awkward.