Monday, August 04, 2008

Come here, pussy cat

You know what, Katy Perry's song 'I Kissed a Girl' is releasing the gay in me. We're talking full fledge gay here. Screw this bisexual thing I got goin on. I wanna be gayer than George Michael during a pride parade.









Now I just need to find me a gay girl to go gay with...

Any takers?



Update August 5th 2008


Seeing that there is a deafening, uncomfortable silence from the girls (via the comment box)....I think I'll make a list of possible lesbian lovers for me in my next post. Just to push it even more and make everyone squirm. Mwahahahahhaah!!

I'm such an evil bitch.
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17 comments:

  1. Anonymous5 August 2008 at 00:55

    you know what's even gay-er???

    that on the radio what you'll hear is this
    "i kissed a *BLANK* and i liked it"

    damn censorship people with flagpoles up their asses...

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  2. Technodoll5 August 2008 at 02:03

    I'm only gay on weekends, sorry dear.

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  3. Peter Varvel5 August 2008 at 02:43

    I would push my way to the front of the line if I were a gay girl.
    I would write the whole alphabet with my tongue to make you feel good.

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  4. Anonymous5 August 2008 at 03:19

    i'll be your gay girl! pick me! pick me!

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  5. Kerp (Ph.D)5 August 2008 at 04:31

    oh boyy...i am drooling just by the thought of it. once you've found a cat to cuddle with, do let us in on that little escapade, how about that?

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  6. the Constantly Dramatic One5 August 2008 at 06:02

    Turtle:

    Dude! I know. Seriously stupid. This country is waaaay too homophobe. So what if girls wanna kiss other girls? It's all good yo. We gotta spread the luuurve.

    Techno:

    Awww, sucks. Oh well I don't want to compete with Vegas anyways. He'll beat the living crap out of me for messing with his lady =p

    Peter:

    Ohhh Peter....wow you actually made me blush with that last line. And making me blush is actually ridiculously hard to do.

    *blushes*

    Farid:

    Yes! Let's be lesbians together. And I would totally overlook the fact that you're not a girl. I mean....we can't all be perfect =p

    Please dont kill me. =p

    Kerp:

    Oh, fo' sho.

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  7. Style Spot5 August 2008 at 06:21

    oo yeah..listening to Kate Perry makes me want to kiss a girl ;)

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  8. quin browne5 August 2008 at 07:01

    i can't wait for this one.

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  9. Pourpres~5 August 2008 at 13:08

    Ngahahaha I so love that song. I kissed girls and I liked it :p Well, not the sloppy wet ones. Damn, I was just gonna write one about this song. Ngeh~

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  10. Pourpres~5 August 2008 at 13:15

    You feed on me? Ngaahhahahahaha!! I'm flattered! Okay so this is the link

    http://feeds.feedburner.com/FromTheAshes

    I'm sure it'll be just dandy.

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  11. the Constantly Dramatic One5 August 2008 at 19:44

    Sunniva:

    Ahahaha, than I am not allloone =D

    Quin:

    I'm on it!

    Pourpres:

    Write lah. See if you wanna turn lesbo too after listening to it repeatedly. And thanks for the feed, I tried adding you before tapi didnt work.

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  12. Anonymous5 August 2008 at 22:06

    You Islam ke? Tak takut Allah ke?

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  13. Anonymous6 August 2008 at 00:49

    oooooh i can't wait! Katy Perry is so hot. She didn't kiss any girl in the video though. Letdown. Still, I love this song. Bf hates it though. Gedik song he says. :P

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  14. the Constantly Dramatic One6 August 2008 at 02:47

    Anon:

    You kepocy ke? Tak der kerja lain nak buat ke?

    Natalija:

    I think there's 2 versions to the video. But we get the one that's "clean"...per se.

    Also I'm totally tagging yo ass in the upcoming lesbo list. Just so you know... =D

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  15. Tinesh6 August 2008 at 02:57

    Girls kissing girls can be a fuckin good way to entice a guy.

    Anon machaaaaa...dont la be anon..no fun la then..ko takde balls ke?

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  16. ineedmoredrama7 August 2008 at 00:14

    anon's comment is so funny.

    anyways, i LOVE this song although i'm not sure if it would turn me gay haha

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  17. fie the elf10 August 2008 at 21:51

    ugh i CANT stand that song. or kate perry.

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