Extreme dependency

It doesn't make sense. Seriously. It doesn't.

I woke up at 4am to study and I procrastinate like fuck and did the actual studying only when the clock chimes 7.20 ish in the morning. Let it be known across the globe that the Constantly Dramatic One is a Master Procrastinator. So when I woke up at 4am I had a cup of coffee of which I wasted on procrastinating and then before I started studying I made myself another one, then I made another one at 9ish. So that's 3 cups of coffee, black no sugar no milk coz that's the way I like it, before its even noon. And the next thing I know I woken up to the sound of the phone's beeping coz there's a text massage from Cheesecakeerian asking if I'm already in college. This was round 10ish. The quiz was qt 12 so I didn't miss anything.

WTH?

How the hell did I managed to fall asleep after 3 cups of coffee? It makes no sense!!

Ohmygawd, maybe I have become like one of those people who drinks so much coffee and now it has no affect whatsoever on them. I have grown immune to coffee! The horror! What the fuck? How am I supposed to get anything done without coffee? I need it. I cannot function with it. I mean, I mean, I mean....oh shit. This is freaky.

3 cups and I'm still sleepy? Fuccccckkk.....

You know maybe I should throw out the coffee grounds. Yeah. Maybe it's a bad batch. Yeah......I'm gonna get a new batch. Strong one. Strong and bold. One cup can guarantee me like 36 hours without sleep. Yeah.......I mean, c'mon, seriously, I mean this is freaky. No shopping I can still cope with but an existence without coffee is just fucking pushing it.

8 Random things regarding the Constantly Dramatic One

I have been tagged by both Cheesecakerian and 3kc. Awesome, I never been tagged before...which is kinda sad. But anyways I am supposed to list down 8 random things about myself. So here goes:

1) I cannot function without coffee. I can't.I go through at least 3 cups of coffee everyday. I am not a coffee elitist, I do not just drink the ones from Starbucks only, I drink the 70 cent ones from Mamak too. I do not discriminate when it comes to coffee. I have a dream. One day I would be rich enough to travel the world and sample coffee from every corner of the world.

2) I find men in uniform incredibly, incredibly sexy. Especially firefighters. Military comes next. Every time, anything war related or fire was mentioned on the news, the first thing that crossed my mind is "That's hawt." Recently in the news they mentioned that Turkey is going into war or something and all I could think off is how sexy the soldiers going to look in their uniforms..I'm ashamed of myself. People are dying and that's all I could think off.

By the way, this dude is a Turkish soldier with the Turkish Air Force. I went for hot air balloon ride conducted by the Turkish Air Force when I went to Turkey last year. This guy...smokin hot. He got an ass made of granite. I could tell...*drool*

3) I am obsessed with Benefit cosmetics.

4) For some reason or another Black & White movies make me feel all nostalgic. Which is strange because I am too young to experienced The Hollywood Golden Era but yet I yearn for it. Movies these days...they are not like the ones they make back in the day...

5) When I was a kid I was bullied a lot. And it wasn't until I was 9 that I had a proper friend. Back then I used to cry into my stuffed toys and cling on to my books because they are the only friends I have. The only ones that do not call me by horrid names. Now things are better and no one bullies me anymore. But I still sleep with stuffed toys and treat my books really well. It hurts me if anyone do anything harmful to them because before the world accepted me, stuffed toys and books were my only friends.

6) I have roadrage.

7) I own 41 designer perfumes and 27 pairs of shoes. I am working diligently in increasing those numbers.

8) I cry for stupid ridiculous stuff. I cry for Hallmark commercials. Chinese New Year commercials. Raya commercials. Christmas specials. I'm so fucking sappy, I could slap myself.

I am tagging Elfie, Sticks, Gypsy, Lalat, Son Son, Ninja Walrus and whoever else that wanna do this. Go crazy.