Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Extreme dependency

It doesn't make sense. Seriously. It doesn't.



I woke up at 4am to study and I procrastinate like fuck and did the actual studying only when the clock chimes 7.20 ish in the morning. Let it be known across the globe that the Constantly Dramatic One is a Master Procrastinator. So when I woke up at 4am I had a cup of coffee of which I wasted on procrastinating and then before I started studying I made myself another one, then I made another one at 9ish. So that's 3 cups of coffee, black no sugar no milk coz that's the way I like it, before its even noon. And the next thing I know I woken up to the sound of the phone's beeping coz there's a text massage from Cheesecakeerian asking if I'm already in college. This was round 10ish. The quiz was qt 12 so I didn't miss anything.



WTH?





How the hell did I managed to fall asleep after 3 cups of coffee? It makes no sense!!



Ohmygawd, maybe I have become like one of those people who drinks so much coffee and now it has no affect whatsoever on them. I have grown immune to coffee! The horror! What the fuck? How am I supposed to get anything done without coffee? I need it. I cannot function with it. I mean, I mean, I mean....oh shit. This is freaky.




3 cups and I'm still sleepy? Fuccccckkk.....



You know maybe I should throw out the coffee grounds. Yeah. Maybe it's a bad batch. Yeah......I'm gonna get a new batch. Strong one. Strong and bold. One cup can guarantee me like 36 hours without sleep. Yeah.......I mean, c'mon, seriously, I mean this is freaky. No shopping I can still cope with but an existence without coffee is just fucking pushing it.

15 comments:

coco said...

Coffee never manages to keep me awake either
It just makes me need water

Michelle said...

mmmmmm...I LOVE coffee! I remember those days. Maybe you're overtired! Hope you did okay on the quiz!

Didi Ooi said...

Hey CDO.. Fuck the coffee.. I think my body has developed some immunity shit to it too.. So it almost rarely works now.. Hehehe.. Nevermind lah the test.. You can try seduce the lecturer or something maaaa.. He'll sure pop an A Star (not just A+ ok) onto ur final report :P

juraiza said...

It has been my experience that getting an extra shot of espresso helps me NOT to sleep the night before exam and always get a nap before staying up and eat at least 2 hours before studying.

I think coffee makes me hungry faster and eating makes me sleepy.

But yeah I hate being immune to coffee you know when you start drinking black and it doesn't work there no more hope for humanity :(

Elisabeth said...

Yikes. I'm sure it was just a glitch. Maybe the bag was faulty, like you say.

Or maybe you were just so damn tired nothing could keep you awake...?

Maverick SM said...

I love coffee too. Each day I drink at least 4-5 cups (large); some days when I am facilitating a seminary, i can drink more than 10 cups. And I can still sleep straight after a few cups.

constant drama said...

Coco:

Really? It used to keep me up. USED to. I miss those days.

Michelle:

I think I did ok. DEFINITELY not a full 10% but at least a 6% I guess, which is better than nothing.

Didi:

Helllo!!! Your Rambo review was soooo damn hillarious. I was laughing like hell. And yes....hhhmmm seducing....I'll wear plunging neckline the next time I have his class. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! }=P

constant drama said...

Juraiza:

"But yeah I hate being immune to coffee you know when you start drinking black and it doesn't work there no more hope for humanity"

.............................Okkkaaaaaaayyyy......going into full total panic mode now........Arrrggghhhh!!!!!!!!


Elisabeth:

Both are valid theories, I will try them out. Anything is better than being immune to coffee.

Mave:

Oh you too? I am not alone then. YAY!!

Sincerely, Queen Bitch said...

Dear Constant Drama:

Thank you very much for lifting my spirits yesterday. Unfortunately, I do not drink coffee and so cannot repay your kindness with advice, an explanation, or a conspiracy theory. I owe you, though.

Sincerely,
Queen Bitch

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

I used to be like that, too - -could drink a whole pot of the stuff with no effect. Then one day, after like 20 years of guzzling it, it started to affect me big-time. I had to give it up, actually. And I really miss it!!!

Raising Mercury said...

you know what hunny, you CAN get immune to coffee =p

Kuan said...

you're fucked. period.

have a good day =)

constant drama said...

Dear Queen Bitch:

Your presence here is enough for me. No conspiracy theories, explanations or advices are needed when you have been kind enough to visit. So thanks again Queen Bitch =p

BSUWG:

I dont want to end up like yoooouuuuuuu..............I love coffee too much =S

Mercury:

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Say it isnt so!!!

Kuan:

Well I'm fucked but the Land of Your People still sucks donkey balls. *buffer nails*

Quin said...

i drink a big cup o'coffee every night before i sleep

go figure

and i totally approve your current reading material... i simply sob every time i read this book. i do not think i could ever go to her house, and walk through it.. *sigh*

constant drama said...

I'm reading this for the seventh time now. It does not get old.