Saturday, April 28, 2007

Wooo hoooo!! Sabah!!

Helloooooooo to the one person who reads my blog!

I bet you been wondering where I've been well truth be told I was in Sabah!! Term holiday has begun so I'm kicking it off with hittin the beach and being away from my parents. YAY!


Plus my friend, Cheesecakeerian lives there so I just went there and stayed at her place. I wasn't alone though, the Ninja Walrus came with me so it was the 3 of us. Yes if those names sounds more than a little weird to you its just because I am using nicknames to name my friends in my blog. I refused to be the propagator to any unknown Internet stalkers out there who come in the form of creepy, lonely old men.

We went to this island in Sabah called Mamutik Island (follow the link in the tittle to check it out). We had to take this speed boat there which scared me. FYI, I'm afraid of big bodies of water because I can't swim and I watched waaaay too much 'JAWS' when I was younger. So anyway, everyone else was laughing at me in the boat because I was hanging on to the railing for dear life and apparently looked constipated out of the fear of getting thrown out of the boat. We finally reached the island and was I glad that I didn't drown. The people told us that we can't go snorkeling because its jellyfish season. The Ninja Walrus was crushed, it didn't effect me seeing that I can't swim. So we just spent our time splashing around by the shore and working on our tan. And then we got attacked.

By the goddamn little fishes. Apparently the waves were getting stronger and they brought with them these goddamn little fishes to the shore with them. And these fishes were such little bitches that they bit everyone. I was chillin in the water and I felt a sting on feet and then another on my hand, my leg and the final straw was when one of those little bitches bit me on my ass. That's just pushing it. They were so small but my gawd, their teeth was sharp.


Then as we were leaving the island, it started raining. A heavy downpour and I had to get in the boat when it was raining and the sea was going crazy and I was terrified. My friends were all laughing at me and telling me to chill out and making jokes about how the boat gonna topple over. I laughed along but I wasn't amused. I was terrified. There's nothing scarier than getting in a boat when the sea was going crazy from the rain and the realization that you can't swim for shit.

I survived though. Thank god for that. Anyways I wanna thank Cheesecakerian and her family for letting the Ninja Walrus and I stayed at her place and being so nice about it.

4 comments:

ShinD said...

glad u like sabah

laughing boy said...

hahaha lol

Anonymous said...

the fake cheese airhead and pooing walrus?

cheesecakeerian said...

Wahhhhh you are soooooo funny anonymous coward.