08.08.08

Hey I have a question for you. Where were you on the 8th of 8th of 2008? You know a date that would only come in another century? Wait...oh you were at home? Watching the Opening Ceremony of the Beijing Olympics? Oh you had dinner with the family too? Fed your pet fish? Also you got your hair done?.....Oh that's nice. Just swell.


Me? No, I did not managed to catch the Opening Ceremony. I heard it was nice. I'll just catch the repeat....or watch it on youTube.

Wait....why didn't I catch the Opening Ceremony....oh that's just because I was chilling out in a hammock. Under the coconut trees. Letting the sea breeze caress me from my hair to the tips of my toes like a lover that have been gone for too long. Clown fishes ate from my fingers as I fed them bread underwater. I played beach volleyball with a bunch of young virile men. I sunbathed next to hot French divers and lusted after their rock hard abs. I walked miles into the sea during low tide, when the water was so shallow that it only reaches my ankle. I made sandcastles and waited for divers to to come back to shore and tell me bout the adventures they had 20feet below the sea. I had BBQ on the beach under the moonlight. I wrote my name in the sand just to watch it washed away by the tides.

Did I mentioned that I was in Redang for 4 days and 3 nights? Well I did. And it was lovely, just lovely.

Mah bukkit! You be stealin mah bukkit!

Dude, Langkawi was awesome!


We drove around the whole island, got attacked by monkeys (little piece of shit bastards), I got asked out by a man in uniform (thank you 3kc!), ate a whole lot of sea food and cheese (shout out to Adrienne!), saw penguins in some weird penguin-god worshipping ritual, tried not to run over pedestrians who walk in the middle of the street like little bastards, take a shitload of pictures, encountered a foot ghost...no seriously- a foot ghost, frolic around in the sea in my new swimsuit, exposed my ass to a whole a beach, try to run down a group of monkeys with the car, develop an unhealthy relationship with a...bukkit, ahem......kok besar (wink wink nudge nudge Cheesecakeerian =p), and get thrown out of a hotel.


All in all a fucking great holiday yo.


As for pictures, y'all have to wait cause I barely took photos on my own camera. Why? Cause I'm the idiot who fully charged the battery and then forgot to put it in the camera. That's why. So I have to wait for the rest to send theirs to me. Longer post later but for now the bed beckons and my legs hurts like a bitch from all that hiking.


Ta!

Valar Morghulis

Hey y'all. The Constantly Dramatic One wont be around till next Thursday. Cause I'm off to a well deserved holiday after a shitty semester, which also happened to be my second last semester in Malaysia. One more semester and I'm off bitches. All thanks to the whole international degree/twinning program thingie which I'm in.


But this is only my second last semester if I get accepted to the university of my choice....on that note I should really stop flunking shit. But really, it's not my fault maths is the devil's tool and I'm too pure to get down with that. Which is just a crappy excuse for being worthless at maths. Meh.


So I'm off to Langkawi. Woooo hoooo!! It's ridiculous but this would be my seventh time down to Langkawi and I'm still excited. I love Langkawi. I love the penguins, the beaches, the food, the ass-kicking duty free chocolates. Fuck yeah!!! Wooooo!! Langkawi!! Also I bought a new swimsuit. Hah!!! I'm insolent bitches. In your face sister dear! Gona go frolicking around on the beach in my brand new suit. Mwhahaha......But...ahem.... I would appreciate if no word of this brand new swimsuit reach her. kthxbai.


Also in my absence I would like to direct the 2 people that still reads my blog to my tumblr account: Valar Morghulis. tumblr is this new hip version of "a blog that favors short-form, mixed-media posts over the longer editorial posts frequently associated with blogging."- as Wikipedia describes it. Artiste use it to publish their work, I use it cause I'm a pseudo-intellectual artsy fartsy snob therefore I must roll with the artsy kids.


Never forget that on top of being constantly dramatic, I am also artsy fartsy and full of shit.


My tumblr is just going to consist of photos I found fascinating, quotes I think are interesting and videos that amuses me....and also random jumbled thoughts that do not fit into Dramatic Musings. Instead of long winded bullshit, it's going to be straight to the point.

Shocking. I know.


Also , I'm heavily into nudes and disturbing surreal artwork. So if blood, nudity, gore, sex and blunt truths makes you uncomfortable than don't click. You have been warned.

*click*Valar Morghulis*click*

P/S:
Props to anyone that know what valar morghulis means.

Wooo hoooo!! Sabah!!

Helloooooooo to the one person who reads my blog!

I bet you been wondering where I've been well truth be told I was in Sabah!! Term holiday has begun so I'm kicking it off with hittin the beach and being away from my parents. YAY!

Plus my friend, Cheesecakeerian lives there so I just went there and stayed at her place. I wasn't alone though, the Ninja Walrus came with me so it was the 3 of us. Yes if those names sounds more than a little weird to you its just because I am using nicknames to name my friends in my blog. I refused to be the propagator to any unknown Internet stalkers out there who come in the form of creepy, lonely old men.

We went to this island in Sabah called Mamutik Island (follow the link in the tittle to check it out). We had to take this speed boat there which scared me. FYI, I'm afraid of big bodies of water because I can't swim and I watched waaaay too much 'JAWS' when I was younger. So anyway, everyone else was laughing at me in the boat because I was hanging on to the railing for dear life and apparently looked constipated out of the fear of getting thrown out of the boat. We finally reached the island and was I glad that I didn't drown. The people told us that we can't go snorkeling because its jellyfish season. The Ninja Walrus was crushed, it didn't effect me seeing that I can't swim. So we just spent our time splashing around by the shore and working on our tan. And then we got attacked.

By the goddamn little fishes. Apparently the waves were getting stronger and they brought with them these goddamn little fishes to the shore with them. And these fishes were such little bitches that they bit everyone. I was chillin in the water and I felt a sting on feet and then another on my hand, my leg and the final straw was when one of those little bitches bit me on my ass. That's just pushing it. They were so small but my gawd, their teeth was sharp.

Then as we were leaving the island, it started raining. A heavy downpour and I had to get in the boat when it was raining and the sea was going crazy and I was terrified. My friends were all laughing at me and telling me to chill out and making jokes about how the boat gonna topple over. I laughed along but I wasn't amused. I was terrified. There's nothing scarier than getting in a boat when the sea was going crazy from the rain and the realization that you can't swim for shit.

I survived though. Thank god for that. Anyways I wanna thank Cheesecakerian and her family for letting the Ninja Walrus and I stayed at her place and being so nice about it.