Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Of things that are pissing me off during finals: Part2

Yesterday I was on the phone with my sister. Somehow I mentioned in passing that I want to get a new swimsuit for my Langkawi trip next week. It was a statement in passing. Wasn't even a fucking topic discussion.

And then woman threw a bitch fit. Like seriously, out of the blue.

"Stop spending so much money bla bla bla, you never think of rainy days bla bla bla, mom and dad not getting younger bla bla bla..."

By this time I was being bitchy to her as well. I wasn't talking back but I was making faces and giving her attitude. I mean I was rolling my eyes and we were on the phone. There's no possible way of her knowing that I was giving the finger to the cordless phone. And then came, the million dollar moment of the whole conversation.

"Are you being insolent to me?"

Dude. Exact word. Insolent.

Huiyooooooo, wa cakap sama lu.

"No, I'm not."

"Yes you are. I can hear it in your voice. And you're probably giving me the finger too" HOLY CRAP.

"Don't you be insolent with me. Mom and dad spoilt you and they give you every reason for you to be the insolent brat that your are. But not to me you're not."

And then it goes on and on for 20 fucking minutes on how I am an insolent bitch that spends too much money. Now at this point you would be asking, how come you don't say anything back CD? Easy question. Cause I'm afraid of my sister. This is a fact.

That woman is fierce. Y'all think I'm fierce, people people....I have got nothing on her. When I was a kid my brother was the one who cycled me around the block, bought me candies and stuff. While my sister was the one giving me dirty looks across the dinner table and smack me at the back of my head if I so much put a toe inside her room. She reversed psychology me like crazy. That shit sticks in your subconscious for all time. Also whens she's pissed off she has an uncanny resemblance to a demented rottweiler. That woman is fierce ok.

So now I can't get a new swimsuit cause I'm an insolent spendthrift- according to my sister. Also, I'm scared that if I do get one...she will...uuhh..... off me for it.
So....yeah.

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Malaysia is a stupid country.

Really, do you know how long I get stuck in traffic today? 3 fucking hours okay. And do you know why I was stuck for that fucking long because the police have to fucking roadblocks all roads possible.



"Ouuuuu Parliament is going on. Oooouu we're so scared Anwar gonna talk and people would go hear, we're so scared, we're so scared so we gonna block all roads possible into KL so that people cannot go."

Malaysia fucking democracy = "Ohmygawd, political opposition. Holy crap! Block the roads."


Listen, huney. Fucking roadblocking the roads is not gonna make people love you, okay. What it does is just make us hate you even more. So stop roadblocking the roads, you piece of shit government and let the dude talk. Cause that's all he has. Words. He has no money to bribe a 23 year old into confessing a 61 year old man overpowered him and then sodomizes him ok. He doesnt have that. He only have words. And at the end of the day, money speaks louder than words in Malaysia. I know that, we know that, the rats in the parliament sewers know that.

So really grow some balls, stop sleeping during meetings, don't go blowing more models up and most importantly: live the "Islam Hadhari" way. Also enough with the roadblocking, you fucking whoresons. I have finals to get to.


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Today I bumped into this Malay dude who works in construction. He looked at me up and down and then he goes "Makan banyak nasi......." with a leer. Which translates into"You eat a lot of rice." Because I'm fat you know.


Oh so fucking original.



So I look at him up and down then I went "Oh aku rasa kau makan banyak babi sebab rupa kau macam babi." (I think you eat a lot of pork cause you look like a pig to me.) And then I realise that he was holding a drill gun so I get the hell out of there as soon as possible before he could think of anything to say back...or make use of the drill gun on me.

I feel sad for him. One day I'll get my degree and go on to get a good job and make a good living for myself. Doing all this while still being fat of course, while he would still be the uneducated whoreson that still does construction for minimum wage for the rest of his life.

Poor stupid sad piece of shit asshole.

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I have another paper on Wednesday for Feature Writing where I have to write 2 piece of articles within 2 hours. 2000 words each therefore that's 4000 words in 2 hours. My hands is going to fucking fall off.

If I get anyone else look down their noses at me when I mention that I'm doing mass comm- as I always do - because Engineering/Maths/Science/Medic student always look down their nose to mass comm students cause they think they are so fucking awesome and brilliant while mass comm kids are just bimbos who sleep around, I will chop off their dicks using a blunt axe and then spray pepper spray on the wound.


You think its easy writing 4000 words and coming up with ideas within 2 hours you fucking asswipe? Go try it yourself.

16 comments:

Peter Varvel said...

My younger sister is a major bitch, too. I stopped allowing her to treat me like crap 12 years ago and I do not miss her negativity.
That Spideman political cartoon is hilarious!
Weight can be lost, but pigs will always have their piggy attitudes.
And "Engineering/Maths/Science/Medic students?" How come they always seem to have such poor social and "people skills?" LOL!
FUCK everyone else and what they think. All that matters is what you think of yourself.

Adrienne said...

it took me 2 months to write a 2000 word article... TWO i tell ya!! and the lecturer said it wasnt really 2000 because apparently u cant count the bibliography n references ! haahha i suck...

ooo ur going langkawi next week?? ala, im going (again...) early august!make sure u go to the reggae bars( d ones on the beach) in Chenang. its really really ..nice.

A. Aini said...

holy hell, ure sister is as temperamental as mine. i understand your pain. being silently insolent pun kena marah. fuyo. i hope she regrets going off on u like that and buy u that swimsuit herself.
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"Makan banyak nasi......." with a leer.
Eh cilake gileeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! good comeback though. me, i would have just given him the finger and run away.

Elisabeth said...

Good lord CD, how do you refrain from murdering every person who pisses you off!?

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Peter:

Well its my older sister, seeing that I'm the youngest and all. And its slightly harder to tell off and older sibling as compared to a younger one. If you catch my drift.

Also, bitchiness runs in the family =p

Adrienne:

I know! This whole 4000 words in two hours thing is a bitch I tell you. It is making me nervous actually.

This is like my 5th time going there. Reggae bar huh? Will check it out. Thanks for the tip.

Aini:

Alah you know lah these labourers. Otak ada pun bukan nyer guna. Talk shit half the fucking time.

And my sister is insane man. She has crazy ass mood swings. Freaks me out. My brother in law is a brave man =p

Elisabeth:

I dont refrain from it. I'm just bidding my time.

*cue evil psycho laughter*

................No. Seriously.

Tinesh said...

CD got back home that day and found her sister waiting for her, Godfather style. Siap dgn kucing lagi..She made CD an offer she cudnt refuse and then the rest is history. Drill Guns..Remind me of a certain female toy :D:D

coco said...

End of the day, your money spend it how you want.
Loads of people think I waste money on clothes, but I think they waste it on the crap that they buy.

Kuan said...

hey! social science major here, PSYCHOLOGY! MUAHAHAHHAHA seriously, suck donkey balls.

i would have do a booty dance to that sad piece of shit ......if i have booty that is

and your sis quite posh eh? insolent....such a rare word. completely out from my dictionary

and as for our beloved government....seriously, that is like so child play. you might as well have a bazooka and shoot everyone who turns up for anwar's speech, geess. he seriously needs to be laid or wank off, it's getting into his head

peachy said...

MASS COMM FTW!
plus i get that whole sister thing too -_- Oh well.

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Tinesh:

Ahahaha, what offer I cant refuse? For her to shut her mouth?

Coco:

No truer words have been spoken.

Kuan:

Yes, she is posh. You're the only one who got the "insolent" bit. Damn man, I'm gonna start using that from now on. If anyone pisses me off I'm gona go "How insolent of you". Just to piss them off. =p

Dude, he got thick skin lah. The rakyat doesnt want him anymore pun wanna still stay. Damn bladi humiliating for us lah.

Peachy:

We youngest in the family live a sad life. =(

Also fuck yeah MASS COMM FTW!

evie said...

"Oh aku rasa kau makan banyak babi sebab rupa kau macam babi"

HAHA! That was funny. I hope I get to use that line at some point in my life. Somebody better provoke me soon. Actually, even if it's out of context, I'd find some way to use it!

Re the traffic jam... we may blame the ruling party, but I believe the masses would blame Anwar a the cause of it. I remember hearing from some of my friends how irritated they were with the massive traffic jams during the Hindraf and Bersih rally! Well, now I know who they vote for...

Technodoll said...

Hun, ya need to learn how to hang up the phone!

"sorry my other line is ringing"
"oops i have a cramp, gotta go"

She can't hit you from that far away :-D

Kuan said...

Mass Comm FTW...is that reverse for what the fuck?

and yea, seriously, using posh words like 'insolent' to piss people off is way funner than say, fuck?

cant someone just pull his pants down? maybe that would help

Melissa said...

awww u poor thing *plenty of hugs for ya*

urgh siblings.. it's a love-hate kinda relationship.. u can despise them all u want but at the end of the day, u know ur gona love em back.. genuinely pulak tu.. thank god im the eldest, though i'd love to have that much of influence on my bro... he sits on my face for fuck's sake.. and farts too >.<

and that STUPID construction worker should get run down by a mega huge truck, make that a mega huge truck that's transporting the fattest, smelliest, most hideous-looking pigs ever and when he's all squashed out n dead they should throw his no good body into a septic tank somewhere. idiot.

anddddd NOOOOO i would never look down upon mass comm students! eh plz la, since when the med students r so brilliant??? hari2 kena 'bodoh' n 'useless' from the lecturers, awesome my ass. trust me CD when i tell u that med students' lives r so hopelessly pathetic...

n oh..malaysian government stinks big times, it aint a novelty but i still wana say it all the same.

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Evie:

That's true. Now that he's being threatened to give his DNA and stuff, you know the roadblockings are only going to get worst.

I really dont see the point of these other than making me pissed off in the car and making my ass go flatter (hence loss its badda-ka-dunk-ness) by sitting hours and hours in the car.

Malaysian government consists of a shitload of whoresons.

Techno:

Dude...than she give me a call back and then I'm gona get fucked even more. Once is enough, thank you.

Kuan:

That means "For The Win". So also means we beat all yo asses. =p

Melissa:

Thanks Melissa. Oh yeah, my sister totally did a huge a number on me when we were growing up. Sampai skrg takut gak. =s

Again I repeat: Malaysian government consists of a shitload of whoresons.

That would be all. I rest my case.

KLConfidential said...

Hahahahahaha!!! And i thought I was the dramatic one!

Love your posts, they made my day!