Pray tell ser, have you found your DVD? I know, I know its tough isnt it? Fetishes, how people scorn them so. I have a fetish too. Mine fall under the "hot men in uniform" kind of fetishes. Firefighters more like, with their little orange helmets..... drives me wild ser. Just wild. I once know a guy who was into feet that he asked me to take pictures of my feet and send it to him. True story. Didn't sent the photos though. But never ser, have I come across a man with a thing for donkeys.
What's that? It's not uncommon? A lot of people thinks that donkeys are sexy too? Really? This creature?
Hhhhhmmmm astounding ser. I've never noticed it before really. But now that you mentioned...yes I see it now. The shaggy fur, the long face..... ahhhh the divine colouring. Lovely lovely. And the saggy belly. How could I forget that? Yes a gut hanging out is always the pinnacle of sexiness.
Hhhmmm....wait. What's that? Oh the donkeys are not so sexy on their own? You don't say. Donkeys need a sexy woman with that to even become sexier? Ohhh right. Rigggghhhtttt..........
You sick sick bastard.
What the fuck? What the hell is wrong with you?! A donkey?! Why don't you go get a donkey and do it yourself. I mean, I get fetishes. I get BDSM but ohmygod bestiality is just pushing it okay. It's disgusting. Dude go get help or something. This is not ancient Roman in which horses and men do it and come up with centaurs. Those are myths you sick bastard. Short of that go buy a farm. Somewhere far away. Breed donkeys and have crazy wild sex orgy with them. Far away from civilization. Far away from other people. And far away from me.
I would like to talk more about this and come up with ways on which you can fuck off and die but I guess that would be too judgemental of me. But then for the sake of the donkeys of the world, you should die. You sick sick bastard.
You disgust me.