Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Random bitching of things...





No post today. I'm stuck creating a newsletter for a fucking group project. Its due on Monday but have to send to printing on Friday. Have to pass the file to another group member for the printing tomorrow though. It's 30% of the overall marks. Looks like there will be no sleep tonight.



Meh, will make 2 pots of coffee in a while.




Microsoft Publisher 2003 is giving me a fucking headache. I am so stressed. My shoulders hurt. Arrrggggghhhhhh!! Editing is a bitch too. Also finals week is the week after next. The pressure is on like a motherfucker.





So no, no post today. Will be back on Friday to bitch bout the fucking newsletter. You bet your ass on it.


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(11:37pm)

Wah. Cannot tahan. Have to bitch about this.


Now please observe this picture. Please. I beg of you.


I found this picture on one of those artsy photography blog that I always frequent. First of, what the fuck is up with this pic? This bimbo gets on my nerves so much, you have no idea.




Who the fuck sits in a corner, wear a fugly grandma dress and get all orgasmic over whatever-the-hell she is eating. Who?!! Whooo!? This bimbo apparently. The first 3 is not so bad but the last one. Oh Good God the last one. "Omigawd-look-at-me-making-my-cutesy-face. Look at me! Look at me! I'm so cute!!"




Bish plz. Don't make me hurt you.




You are not cute. Stop trying too hard. The fact that you made a seemingly cute face in the end does not make you cute. It just make you become one of the ridiculously annoying cutesy-Harajuku-wannabes that overpopulated my college. The ones that every time I look at them, I have to remind myself that murder borne of hate crime (for cutesy bitches wannabes) is a federal crime. Okay? I don't need this shit. I go to fffound.com to destress and look at pretty photos not at your constipated face.





If you are cute, you don't have to try be cute or make faces to show that you're cute. I'm cute. I don't even try to be cute. I am cute 24/7 and when I'm not that means I look smokin hot. Okay, that's a lie. But fact of the matter is that I don't sit in corners while wearing fugly dresses and making some orgasmic cutesy faces. When the fuck have anyone eaten anything in real life and reacted with that expression? Never I tell you. Only annoying bimbos like you.




One day I will end you and all of your kind.




Okay, back to newsletter.

7 comments:

Peter Varvel said...

I'd like to argue: I've had some chocolate eclairs that were truly orgasmic!
Why does the top picture on the right make me think she's holding (invisible) dental floss? LOL

Michelle said...

Oh my God, I am totally laughing my ass off. I so am glad that I know another Rage-a-holic. You are SO a Rage-a-holic. Dramatic and raging.

Technodoll said...

Well this was a post! Dramah and all *grin*

PS: that freaky chick is cross-eyed. super creepy.

Melissa said...

hahahahahaha!!!! this even got my arse laughing hard =P

i'll be waiting for that day CD... the day when the world is finally a supremely better place without those toxic wannabes (the bimbos la.. heh..)

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Peter:

Really you do? Wow. But you dont put your pics up and simultaneously pisses me off =p

Michelle:

Michelle darling, bitching is good for the soul. True story =D

Techno:

Creepy? More like fucking annoying and asking for a bitchslap.

Melissa:

Join me and together we kick all the manja-manja/gedik-gedik bimbos asses. The world would be a much better place after we're done.

Tine said...

Girl, if you think that looks bad (honestly, I don't think it's that bad lah, but then it's just me :p), I GERENTI you'll want to dig out your eyes and throw up yesterday's lunch and dinner after seeing this:

http://www.exagirl.com/

Pretty girls, my ass.

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Tine:

Why woman? Why do you link me to that site? My eyes...oh my fucking eyes.

I will kill these bitches.