This is.......... awkward.
The first one is just a random fluke. But a second one? Duuuuuudddeeeeeeee.
I know its normal. People gets it all the time. I mean it happens even more when you are repressed. But twice? Its wrong.
I'm talking bout uuuhhhh..........sex dreams. I mean its all fine and dandy when the man in question is Clive Owen. Who looks like this:
But when the man in question is not a man but more of a man-child, who is years younger than you, who can be your younger brother....but thank God at least not a minor.....looks like this:
Yeah, it takes wrong to a whole new level. What the fuck am I doing sexing up a nerd in my sleep??!!! Talk about sexually repressed. And worst of that kid is someone I know.
I feel dirty all over. And guilty. Like I'm a nerd rapist.
A paedophile nerd rapist.