Pssssss babes, You're wearing the sari backwards.
And oh get this, Katherine Heigl who looks like this:
Plays the dumpy sister. Now lets just scroll back up to the picture above and think about that again.......
You can of course say "CD, she's just acting. That's what she do. She's an actress." Now, see... I know that. I am after all a student of the mass communication lore. That is of course speaking logically. But fuck that shit. If she is the dumpy sister, than WHAT THE HELL AM I?!! Have you seen my sister? Have you seen me? Oh woe self esteem, where have you gone too? Fucking Hollywood. Giving me inferior complex.
Fuck you Hollywood!! Fuck you!
Screw this. I'm not eating till next Thursday.