Monday, November 12, 2007

Attention whore



Yeah bitch. I am talking to you.

Listen, let me give you a few tips. First off, when doing a FORMAL presentation in front of the class, please wear something that is appropriate. As in professional, formal attire. Not something with your ass and boobs protruding out.

Secondly, when choosing a bra. Get one that actually has a little pad going on. I like sitting in front of the class because I care for my education. But seeing that you have to wear that fucking bra to class, with your nipple all-gleaming in its slutty splendour, I am assaulted by your damn tits. I go to class to learn, not to look at your nipples as it outlines through your tight shirt.

Which brings us to the third topic here. You have a tummy. You do not have the body of Milla Jovovich or Adriana Lima. You have a fucking tummy that makes you look like you are 4 months pregnant. I'm sure you have never been pregnant in your life but I could be wrong seeing that you are in fact a slut that has STD written all over your face.

Kudos for getting marked the best today. I say that with as much sincerity I could muster. I also sincerely take into accounts that the lecturer is a horny fucker who thinks with his dick.

I will not be sorry to see him gone.

Next week my turn and you Attention Grabbing Whore listen up. I am gonna bring it. And I do not need to wear clothes that highlights my ass or my boobs or to show the whole class that I am indeed the owner of two proud nipples. I am gonna bring it and I will not need to scream or shout or appeal to the lecturer's dick.

Whore.

UPDATES (Nov 19th 07):

Oh wow, look at that. I DID brought it.....

And I didn't even have to tweak my nipples for it.

Whore.

14 comments:

elfiejane said...

HAHAHAH

I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

Bitch needs some serious slapping.

constant_drama said...

Trip her while she's doing her slutty walk. Seriously, wth?

cheesecakeerian said...

MUAHAHAHA! *evil modjojojojo laugh*

3kC said...

she stole my crown! LOL. i should be pissed too. b... she stole my crown! LOL. i should be pissed too. but....im just glad its over.

i bet it was all a plot..those werent really her nipples showing..she just rolled up some tissue and stuck it there..so it would get horny-insert subject name here-lecturer's attention away from how unprepared she really was. i thank you. bow!

constant_drama said...

3kc, that is the MOST astounding theory I have ever heard. Duuuudee....I think you might be right.

The plot thickens.

cheesecakeerian said...

Tissue? That would make a really wrinkly set of nipples. Maybe she put some ice in a small plastic bag.

constant_drama said...

Now I am forced to agree with Cheesecakerian. Her theory is more sound.

3kC said...

nooo....ice melts!!

constant_drama said...

Ok how about this? She iced her nipples before goin on?

I mean the whore was after all undertime so her nipples stayed ereacted the whole time?

Make sense right?

Kuan said...

woah.....seriously....i have got to come here more often....i just cant stop laughing....forget about you living vicariously through my blog, your blog is my general well being! hahahahhaa

constant_drama said...

Why thank you. I'm glad that my bitchiness and dramtic antics have amused you.

Thank you.

And dude...blog lah....

Kuan said...

how can i ignore such literary dramatic theatrical blog with such florish languge =D

okla okla, i will blog la, haha

Anonymous said...

I've got to admit this stuff is pretty funny, if you just read the labels you'll get a laugh.

Germaine Greer once said all that a pretty girl had to do was draw a circle with a dot in the middle to get artistic attention.

constant_drama said...

Hey Anon thanks for dropping by.

FYI, she wasn't pretty. She was and still is slutty.

HUGE difference there btwn pretty and slutty.