Stop stealin' my name, bitch!

Dude, this is pissing me off.

So apparently my handle "Constant Drama" is not as original as I thought. If you type that in the search box, the first thing that comes out isn't Dramatic Musings my friend. Its this lame ass hip hop album called, you know it folks: Constant Drama.

Right. Awesome. There is an a compilation of hip hop beats all fitted into an album called Constant Drama. And people, it sucks donkey balls. It sucks so much I wanna cut myself while listening to the sample tracks coz it is that bad. And they're all by these hip hop artists that I have never heard of.

Who in the fucking blue hell is Mac Mall? What kind of a dumbass called himself Mac Mall? There's another dude that called himself Mac Dre......riiiiighhhht. Are you Dr.Dre's long lost retarded little cousin? And what the hell is "Mac"? Is it some street slang for "dumbass" that I do not know of? And oh, oh get this!! There's a hip hop group that also contributes to this piece of shit. They call themselves.......wait for it: the group No Name Yet.

I cannot make shit like this up.

Now lets assume there were three clowns in this impressive hip hop ensemble. Imagine the conversation that they might have had upon creating their out of the world, insanely cool group name.

Clown #1: Now that we have a group yo, we should totally name it, yo.

Clown #2: Yo, I'm down with that. Yo.

Clown #3: But what? What about ass clowns? Yo, I be down with that.

Clown #1: Ass Clowns is not ghetto yo. Something more bangin. What bout "Mo' pussy for the bangin". Picture it dogg, when they call us out on the stage they go all like "And here to perform their first track of their album "We are ass clowns" is "More pussy for the bangin!!!". Ain't that of the hook? Yo yo. Dogg.

Clown #2: Hell no!! I ain't down with that! What about "Doggs of the Hood". Coz we doggs and we're from the hood. See what I'm sayin......Yo.

At this point the White Manager walked in...

White Manager: Boys, come up with a name yet?

Clown #3: The group? Ain't no name yet.

Clown #1: Hold up, hold up, what cha' sayin?

Clown #3: Imma sayin, us group ain't no name yet.

Clown #1: That's it!! The group No Name Yet. That's our name!!! Ain't that the shhhiiit!! Hollerrr!!!

Clown #2: That's off the hook!!!!!! The group No Name yet! You got mad skillz dogg.

Clown #3: Word.
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White Manager: Whatever you boys are on, I want some of that.

I mean honestly. I listen to hip hop. I do not discriminate against them. I know Dr. Dre is good. Eminem. Tupac. Hell, Chris Brown is good but this shit its crap. I am so pissed that my handle will forever be associated with a lame ass hip hop album. Seriously. Anyone of you have heard of them so called....."Macs"? I'm willing to bet on my right buttcheeck that none of you have. But worst of all, what pisses me off the most is the cover of the album.

Fug doesn't even begin to explain the cover art. "Oooouuu lets have a background that looks like flames or the close up of a praying mantis's head- depends on how you look at it and bigass font. That shit's gangsta." Suuuureeee.....

I am so traumatized by this. I'm thinking of dropping my handle "Constant Drama" and go with "The Constantly Dramatic One" all the way. At least that's all mine and I no longer have to be associated with this ridiculously lousy hip hop album with the fugly cover art.

Thoughts?