Monday, August 04, 2008

Come here, pussy cat

You know what, Katy Perry's song 'I Kissed a Girl' is releasing the gay in me. We're talking full fledge gay here. Screw this bisexual thing I got goin on. I wanna be gayer than George Michael during a pride parade.









Now I just need to find me a gay girl to go gay with...

Any takers?



Update August 5th 2008


Seeing that there is a deafening, uncomfortable silence from the girls (via the comment box)....I think I'll make a list of possible lesbian lovers for me in my next post. Just to push it even more and make everyone squirm. Mwahahahahhaah!!

I'm such an evil bitch.

17 comments:

turtle said...

you know what's even gay-er???

that on the radio what you'll hear is this
"i kissed a *BLANK* and i liked it"

damn censorship people with flagpoles up their asses...

Technodoll said...

I'm only gay on weekends, sorry dear.

Peter Varvel said...

I would push my way to the front of the line if I were a gay girl.
I would write the whole alphabet with my tongue to make you feel good.

farid said...

i'll be your gay girl! pick me! pick me!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

oh boyy...i am drooling just by the thought of it. once you've found a cat to cuddle with, do let us in on that little escapade, how about that?

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Turtle:

Dude! I know. Seriously stupid. This country is waaaay too homophobe. So what if girls wanna kiss other girls? It's all good yo. We gotta spread the luuurve.

Techno:

Awww, sucks. Oh well I don't want to compete with Vegas anyways. He'll beat the living crap out of me for messing with his lady =p

Peter:

Ohhh Peter....wow you actually made me blush with that last line. And making me blush is actually ridiculously hard to do.

*blushes*

Farid:

Yes! Let's be lesbians together. And I would totally overlook the fact that you're not a girl. I mean....we can't all be perfect =p

Please dont kill me. =p

Kerp:

Oh, fo' sho.

Sunniva said...

oo yeah..listening to Kate Perry makes me want to kiss a girl ;)

Quin Browne said...

i can't wait for this one.

Pourpres~ said...

Ngahahaha I so love that song. I kissed girls and I liked it :p Well, not the sloppy wet ones. Damn, I was just gonna write one about this song. Ngeh~

Pourpres~ said...

You feed on me? Ngaahhahahahaha!! I'm flattered! Okay so this is the link

http://feeds.feedburner.com/FromTheAshes

I'm sure it'll be just dandy.

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Sunniva:

Ahahaha, than I am not allloone =D

Quin:

I'm on it!

Pourpres:

Write lah. See if you wanna turn lesbo too after listening to it repeatedly. And thanks for the feed, I tried adding you before tapi didnt work.

Anonymous said...

You Islam ke? Tak takut Allah ke?

Natalija said...

oooooh i can't wait! Katy Perry is so hot. She didn't kiss any girl in the video though. Letdown. Still, I love this song. Bf hates it though. Gedik song he says. :P

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Anon:

You kepocy ke? Tak der kerja lain nak buat ke?

Natalija:

I think there's 2 versions to the video. But we get the one that's "clean"...per se.

Also I'm totally tagging yo ass in the upcoming lesbo list. Just so you know... =D

Tinesh said...

Girls kissing girls can be a fuckin good way to entice a guy.

Anon machaaaaa...dont la be anon..no fun la then..ko takde balls ke?

evie said...

anon's comment is so funny.

anyways, i LOVE this song although i'm not sure if it would turn me gay haha

fie the elf said...

ugh i CANT stand that song. or kate perry.