Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Of things that are pissing me off during the finals....

Right. You know how some people NEVER learn from their mistakes? Yeah, I am one of those people.

I have extremely thick hair. Extremely. That cutting it short is really a risky move however during my high school years I can't stand long hair so I always had it short. Because of the combination of shortness and thickness of the hair.... I went through my whole high school years looking like a mushroom. About an hour ago I went and got myself a similar haircut without realising that it will become the mushroom hair yet again.

You think the first time was painful enough....but noooooo I have to repeat it. Again. Somebody hurry go get a baseball bat and club me over the head with it. When I say head, I mean my mushroom hair head. Meh.

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Allright riddle me this, since when is dressing like the goddamn Taliban is cool? Dunno what I am talking about? Here lemme show you:








Now I dunno when the hell it becomes cool but the last time I checked, those Taliban Jihad soldiers that came on CNN telling the world how they were going to decapitate the nice-white-lady-from-Oregon's head - was wearing that shit. So when did it become cool to dress like that?


Take that shit off. Wearing a vest like Justin was cool. Wearing those goddamn scarves just make you look like a douche. Just like 50 cent when he started wearing bullet proof vest and nothing else around. It ain't cool, its stupid. Therefore in conclusion if you dress like that then you are a dumbass.

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"Fudge you!!"
"Fu%k"
"Brother pucker"


Okay listen up. If you wanna curse just fucking do it. Just because you swap the words around doesn't change the meaning one bit. Just because you say "Fudge you" doesn't mean you do not mean "Fuck you."

If you mean it than say it. Don't be a pussy. If you are a pussy but want to say it but yet don't want to then don't fucking say it all you sonofabitch.


See I called you a son of a bitch. I didn't swap the words around or make it sound like something else. I called you a son of a bitch. And I mean it. See the difference here? Stop trying to be cute around me. Unless you are a kitten or Ghendut- my golden hamster, you will never be cute to me.


People have to stop pissing me off. I'm already on the edge with this fucking exams.


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"hehe. saw you on grease. add me. hehe"


Listen creepy weird psycho over Facebook. I appreciate the fact that you came for the show. I'm glad that you enjoyed the show. But I don't however appreciate the fact that you track me down over Facebook asking for a friend add. I am not your friend. I am not gonna be a part of your life mission of getting 30, 000, 000 friends.




I do not friend add strangers........... Unless, of course if you are a smokin-hot-soldier-of-the-Turkish-Royal-Army-who-speaks-no-word-of-English-but-has-an-uber-tight-ass. But you are not a smokin-hot-soldier-of-the-Turkish-Royal-Army-who-speaks-no-word-of-English-but-has-an-uber-tight-ass. You are some creepy weirdo dude from college that I don't want to have anything to do with. And your ass is not even tight. I've checked.



I'm putting you on block. He he.


26 comments:

Tinesh said...

Hadey, the hair. Wear a cap.

Cursing is therapy. Say fuck and be happy :)

Another stalker???

Adrienne said...

Thats a looot of things to be pissed at in a week.

Relax...take deep breaths..

mell said...

don't la emo over fuck/fudge

i dah terasa :p

fie the elf said...

yeah that suicide-bomber shawl is dumb looking and i hate even dumber people who do not get the message behind the wearing the shawl.

and ghendut..is not.. a hamster!!!

HAHAHHAHA

im halfway across the globe you cannot catch me!!

Technodoll said...

I don't know where to start, this whole post has me screaming with laughter!!

My fucking sides hurt! stop it!!

Nerd-tastic said...

Ahahahaha!!!

I love this entry. hahahahaha
especially
"and your ass is not even tight. IVE CHECKED"
lol

nevina said...

Re: the 'Taliban scarf'. I thought I was the only person that noticed that and felt that way about it!
I understand we live in a globalised world and that bits and pieces of one culture are being assumed into another. But doing something like THIS is utterly stupid. OMG INTERNATIONAL POLITICS IS FASHIONABLE LAWL! *rolls eyes*
(I can only imagine those Taliban soliders thinking: "bugger...we wanted to scare the pants off them, and all we did was start a fashion trend...ah fek")

3kC said...

hey..i dunno about the baseball bat...but i wouldnt mind getting you a baseball cap..haha! im sure its not that bad!

and yes!!! whats with the scarf!?!?!?!? i see 'posers' wearing them all the time here..its a tropical country for crying out loud! its never cold and definitely no gusts of wind with sand.

good luck with exams!

Muhammad Khairul said...

i'm still gonna say sheep instead of sh*t. i don't care. i'm cute. argh

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

T-man:

Huh? When did I have another stalker?

Adrienne:

Say with me babes: PMS. Now I just need to borrow Natalija's (since that's what she calling herself these days) handgun. =p

Mell:

Not talking bout you lah. Just talking bout people who does that in general.

Fie:

Of course Ghendut is not just a hamster. He is a GOLDEN hamster. Ghendut is a hamster yang ada class....coz he's all GOLDEN.

That's what you meant right......? *bats eyelashes*

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Technodoll:

Well I'm glad you are entertained by things that are pissing me off. LOL!

Nerd-tastic:

Its true. His ass is flat....
Poor bastard. =p

Nevina:

I KNOW!!! I mean these are like "Freedom Fighters" and why they wear that scarf have something to do with where they come from, ie: dont want the sand to get into their faces and I'm sure it symbolizes something.

For someone to go around wearing it to the fucking club is making a mockery of what they are fighting for. Its like the Che Guera thing, he become so much part of the whole Rastafarian/pop culture thing that people forgot what he stood for and painstakingly faught for. He's just another face on the shirts now. And these scarves are on their way there.

I agree with you. Those Taliban fellers must have went "Oh fuck these infidels!"

3kc:

The scarves pissed me off so much. I mean...

1) Its fug.
2) We are not cold here for you to like fucking wrap your neck.
3) There is no sand for you to shieled from!!
4) You look stupid.
5) Did I mention that its fug?

Meh. Posers.
All of them must die.

Michelle said...

I'm so glad you tell it like it is. So tired of being politically correct all the time! And it's damn funny.

Zikri said...

please trade your thick hair with my long straight ass hair.

also about the scarves, i never understood the faggotry that is "trends", so meh
t-shirts jeans and flip flops for life

Kuan said...

gees you're fiesty! love it love it love it love it!

gimme a 101 class in insulting people you hate or just everyday life insults that comes in handy!

i insult people, but always dont felt the 'umph!'

bitching is WAY funner than melancholic writings! LOL

The Constantly Dramatic One said...

Khairul:

Dont say it on this blog though.

Michelle:

If you cant be UN-politically correct on your own blog, where else can you do that?

Zikri:

Yes! Thank god you dont wear those dumbass acarves =D

Kuan:

More fun- fo sho. But not as deep. I would like to be deep.

Okay, here's a deal. I teach you to bitch, you teach me to be all melancholy and deep. Deal?

Kuan said...

hmm....like to be deep eh.....deep.....i suppose a vibrator wont suffice? LOL

ok, how bout try this, passed out on alcohol early in the evening, by the time your liquor runs out from your system, you will wake up in the middle of the night in perfect timing, lets say 4am? after that stare into the mirror of how miserable you look without your sleep, put on some delirious classical music such as philip glass, lie on your bed while doing this and stare into the ceiling attentively until you felt that the lights on the ceiling seems shifted, with the sound of the piano wailing in the background.

tell me how it goes and see how that works out ;)

and about the tali scarf, quite a hit here. people called it kaftan or something rhymes with it.

Peter Varvel said...

Ha ha! I ROCKED the mushroom head/step/bowl cut when I was in high school . . . but that was in the early 80's, so meh.
Wear your new do with pride, gurl! An ounce of confidence goes a long way, which I can tell that you already know!
And hey, if you didn't learn from your own past mistakes, at least learn from Rihanna--she's going to be bald soon at the rate she's going, LOL!

The Constantly Dramatic One said...

Kuan:

Ahahahahahah!! Lesson failed. Duuuude, I dont drink. Never gotten drunk too.

Here's for the bitchy tip:

It helps A LOT if you are PMSing like crazy. =p

Peter:

OMG!! Rihanna is going bald. Spot on! LOL!

gypsy-on-the-move said...

mushroom hair is cute =)

Kuan said...

when, then go stuffed yourself with ice cream until you past out, then when you regained back consciousness, you'll have the same effect :)

and guys dont 'PMS' AHAHAHAHAHA

pammish said...

oh dont QUIT just yet, ur gonna miss it LONG TIME! haha :) love your blog!

Constant Drama said...

Gypsy:

Thanks babe. That's why you're my bestfriend =)

Kuan:

And hence thats why you will never have my bitching powers. MWAHAHAAHAHAHAH!! =P

pammish:

Thanks babe!! And thanks for visiting =)

Kuan said...

heck, i dont need to bitch, i bastard :) lame, but in a cool way, you dig it :D

Constant Drama said...

TOTALLY dig it. Yeah...... ;-p

evie said...

you know you're famous when random ppl want to add you on facebook. fact!

Constant Drama said...

I think he's really horny lah. Have a very hansap face.

I'm serious!