Sunday, March 09, 2008

Election Updates


Hey Sharizat, Samy what's that on your foreheads? A capital L for LOSERS?!!!


And oh, sucks bout Kedah, Penang and Kelantan huh? AHAHAHAHHAHA!!

Take that motherfuckers!!!

Allright, bring on the 75 seats in Parliment. That's what we need to deny their supreme rule here.

The results still developing as we speak. I'm not gonna sleep tonight. So exciting.

Update 1


DAP pwns Klang. Ahhhh, returning to where it belongs.

Selangor hanging on a threat. C'mon. C'mon...

Ouuuu wow, look at that...14 ballot boxes just came out of nowhere. I bet Sharizat pulled them out of her ass. She can do that sometimes. Its the magical power endowed only on the chosen ones. And when I say chosen ones, I mean BN.

Update 2

They lost Selangor. I contributed to that. Oh sweet victory. My work here is done.


"PM: ‘We’ve lost, we’ve lost’ - 4.12am.

These were the only words which Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi could muster when quizzed on the ruling coalition’s shocking defeat in five states..................

The prime minister added that he will make a media statement after analysing the results in detail. "

First of all, no shit Sherlock. You did lost. We noticed that.

And what details? You are a stupid useless fuck. That is all there that need to be analyse. Step down dude, we are tired of listening to your bullshit. Let someone with at least a decent IQ and the ability to stay awake longer than 12 minutes become the next Prime Minister. You are weak and useless. Under your rule our economy have become ridiculous shitty, corrupted to waaaay and beyond the point of no return but at least - in all this there is still a silver lining. You at least educated us to the fact that - that yes, gasings can spin in space. Will wonder ever cease?

Update 3

Dude, doesn't want to step down. After all the heavy beating they get he still doesn't want to step down.......Orang tua tak tahu malu....

Fuck this, I am not a political blogger. I'm just a kid with a filthy mouth that have a test on Monday and incomplete assignments to work on. I'm going to sleep.

Update 4

Barisan Najis have been denied two-thirds of majority in the Parliment.

We went out, we voted, we been hopeful and now we have been answered. This is a new dawn for Malaysia. I am thankful.


faye said...

i'm making victory dances in Montana ! :)

Yay ... no more politicians that think curly pubes are a decent hairstyle :D

constant drama said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! YAY!!! Finally, they are not having absolute control. YAY!!!

CK Tan said...

faye.. like ur "no more politicians that think curly pubes are a decent hairstyle :D" GOT PUNCH!!!!

haha.... i was rolling on the floor when bodowi said, kalah kalah lah

Zikri said...

i think this is a victory only mostly young and left wing people appreciate. my mom who isn't even very into politics says that the
Malays have sold out XD
And she doesn't even like the majority of Malay people XD

Adrienne said...

OMG OMG OMG.. what happened?? where can i update myself??? im a katak bawah tempurung!

constant drama said...

CK Tan:

I know. Badawi is such a dumbass. And a weakling. Enough already. Let someone with at least an ounce of brain power take the position.


My parents say the same thing. But fuck that man. Politics isnt about race or religion. Its about the people - doesnt matter what your religion or race. Its about the rakyats.

BN has been around for too long and have been deluded enough to think that they are indeed the shit. Well man, now with the results are out, they have one hell of a wake up call.

Suck to be them. Great to be us.


Anyways babes, anywhere. Just google the Malaysia 12th General Elections and you get it.