Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Ohhhhh....Mr. Bennet.......

Now I know that I say I was gonna post my sister's nikah photos up, but the thing is we are still waiting for all the photos to be send to us. Also we only be getting the pics from the professional photographers in two weeks time. So be patient, I only want the best for you Drama Lovers.

So the day after the wedding, the Constantly Dramatic One was sitting downstairs, all alone and noticing for the first time how lonely the house feels without her....when Pride and Prejudice came on HBO. The one with Keira Knightley in it. In my opinion that bitch ruins that movie and Jane Austen would have a seizure in her grave if she knows that Knightley is playing her beloved Lizzie Bennet. I mean for the love of all that is holy- Lizzie was not a skinny anorexic bitch that unnecessarily pouts all the damn time. Why? Why does Knightley always have to make this face all the motherfucking time?

I mean I truly believe that she is indeed a beautiful woman. She has cheekbones that I would give my left butt cheek to have. Plus she is also smart and talented, which is something extraordinary in Hollywood these days. To actually be talented. So why bitch? Why? Why must you make that goddamn face all the time?

It makes me wanna smack you.
Until you bleed.

Anyways, moving on. The only reason I stayed on watching is because Mr.Darcy is dreamy. Grey Anatomy's fans claim that Doctor Shepard is McDreamy, no people. Mr.Darcy is the original McDreamy. It doesn't matter what form he comes in, who acts as him, Mr.Darcy is that one character that would eternally be dreamy. And in the wise words of Christina Aguilera
"He's a one stop shop, makes the panties drop." - since 1813.

So anyways its been ages since I read the book or watched any of the movies when I realise something. Particularly bout Lizzie's parents: Mr. and Mrs.Bennet. Here is a couple that have been married for about.........20 odd years or so. And yet they call each other Mr. and Mrs. Bennet. I mean, they produced five daughters between them and yet they don't call each other by their first names. Do you see where I am going here? I mean, do you think that when they doing the nasty they call each other Mr and Mrs Bennet?

"Oooooh Mr. Bennet, yes yes yes YES!!!!"
"Oh Mrs. Bennet, you dirty, diiiiirrrty girl."
"Mrs. Bennet I can't stand it anymore, I have too....ooooohhh Mrs. Bennet!"

Kinky ain't it? Jane Austen, I bow down in wonder. I know if there is justice in this world, one day I would be sayin...

"OOhhh Mr.Owen, I do like it that way."


faye said...

i couldn't even watch that movie after 10 minutes of looking at keira knightly ;)

have you seen becoming jane ? That one is really nice.

Sincerely, King Bitch said...

Coincidences like that, when you were in the house without your sister and Pride and Prejudice started playing, make me feel like I'm part of a movie.

I'd never noticed Keira's pout but you're right she always pouts.

Technodoll said...

She has some kind of speech impediement I think, some kind of English trait... I agree it is very annoying.

However she has less boobs than an ironing board and kinda flaunts it, so hail to that! Not every woman in Hollywood needs silicone to represent the female species!

constant drama said...


LOL and no I havent! I should check that out.....

King Bitch:

She's trying too hard to be sexy hence the constant pouting. It is damn annoying.


I agree completely. Yeah, lets hope she never succumbs to the silicone but if she ever does....well then more reason to hate her.

cheesecakeerian said...

Really? I'd rather keep my left butt cheek because then I would look funny in jeans =/

evie said...

pls don't give your left butt cheek to have her cheekbones. give it to me instead because i need a butt

constant drama said...


But, but I want cheekbones!


And what would I get in return Ms.Evie? You got killer cheekbones?

Quin Browne said...

well, some people do say, "who's your daddy?"

so, i guess that makes sense on the mr and mrs bennet shit, right?

evie said...

errr... my cheekbones are oklah. but you can't have them cos then my face will be flat! i just thought you weren't happy with your ass so i offered to take it off u. :p